Saturday, April 19, 2008

A Baby-Less Birthday

Well, I won't be sharing my birthday with our second daughter. I think this is a good thing. I want for her to have her own birthday for her sake and not have to share with one of her parents. That said, now that I'm in the clear for today, she can come ANY TIME!!! HEAR THAT, BABY??

So, Mom and Dad took us to Red Lobster to eat tonight for my birthday. A young hostess sat us, and she and I had the following conversation. Thought my blog audience would get a kick out of it:

RLH (Red Lobster Hostess): When are you due?
Me: A week ago
RLH: (Astonished look...pause...and then): Have you had it yet?
Me: Umm, no. No, I haven't.
RLH: Wow, are you nervous?
Me: Nope, just ready (trying to hold it together)
RLH: Well, I guess if I look over here and you look stressed that I'll know why.
Me: Yep

Seriously - I'm the size of a house. HAVE I HAD IT YET? REALLY? I was crying I was laughing so hard.


The Cornwell Family said...

Paul & I laughed right along side you!! OMG!! I can't belive it!

jocelyn said...

Unbelievable! That is so funny!!

Remy said...

Wow! Did you kick her? Did James have to hold you back? She may have been sweet and innocent in her knowledge of pregnancy, but from what I hear, you don't mess with a prego woman! I am glad to see that you laughed/cried off the anger! Note to self for the future!

Remy said...

P.S. I am not really an angry person!

gsw6385 said...

you should have told her no but the easter bunny would be bringing it any day.

Unknown said...

Remy - LOL. I think she's just lucky that she caught me on my birthday. :)

Woodbury Family said...

That is so funny - haha!! :)

Jessica and Matt said...

You should have told her that if you looked stressed, it was because of HER! Psycho.